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The 10 commandments of modern dating
- You shall treat your date as a human, and not as an object of instant gratification, in a sea of online dating matches. Get to know them, and take your time.
[You shall have no other gods before Me]
2. You shall not idealize your date, you still don’t know them.
.[You shall not make idols]
3. You shall not bail on a date last minute. Especially not over text. Never take your date in vain. They made time for you.
[You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain]
4. Remember not to use your phone when on a date, especially don’t tinder when they are in the bathroom.
[Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy]
5. Honor your mom and dad issues, aka figure your stuff out, before projecting all of it on them. It is called being an adult*
[Honor your father and your mother]
6. You shall not ghost. EVER.
[You shall not murder]
7. You shall always disclose if you are married or in an open relationship.
[You shall not commit adultery]
8. You shall not pretend you are interested when you are not. You shall practice being vulnerable** before showing up on…
